Bashing down an orc
on a dungeon hack-and-slay -
Hussah! I’m a dork,
laughing all the way. (Haha!)
Throwing axe I fling
as the trolls I fight.
What fun it is to fight and sing
a slaying song tonight.
Dungeon cells, dungeon cells,
I am on my way,
Oh what fun it is to fight in a dungeon hack-and-slay, O
Dungeon cells, dungeon cells,
Boy, I feel okay!
Oh what fun it is to fight in a dungeon hack-and-slay, O
A day or two ago
we thought we’d have a fight -
the wizard cast some light,
I held my sword clasped tight.
The cave was cold and dark
and fortune seemed our lot,
until we heard the yeth hounds bark -
and then we got upsot.
Dungeon cells, dungeon cells,
I am on my way,
Oh what fun it is to fight in a dungeon hack-and-slay, O
Dungeon cells, dungeon cells
Boy, I feel okay!
Oh what fun it is to fight in a dungeon hack-and-slay, O
A day or two ago, the story I must tell:
we thought we’d have a show - instead, we went to hell;
for Drow don’t like a joke,
nor a simple hack-and-slay:
They laughed as on their gas we choked and then they went away.
Dungeon cells, dungeon cells,
I am on my way,
Oh what fun it is to fight in a dungeon hack-and-slay, O
Dungeon cells, dungeon cells,
Boy, I feel okay!
Oh what fun it is to fight in a dungeon hack-and-slay, O
The dungeon is ajar, go there while you’re young,
Take your group along and sing this slaying song.
Out steps a dragon bold,
got just out off his bed.
You’ll wait until his wings unfold
and crack! You’ll drop dowd dead.
Dungeon cells, dungeon cells,
I am on my way,
Oh what fun it is to fight in a dungeon hack-and-slay, O
Dungeon cells, dungeon cells, Boy, I feel okay!
Oh what fun it is to fight in a dungeon hack-and-slay, O
Text © 2002 by Thesilée
Melodie: »Jingle Bells«, © 1859 by James Pierpont
lyrics © 2002 by Thesilée
tune: »Jingle Bells«, © 1859 by James Pierpont
